slickaway's thoughts on the matter

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just like chicken

but not in the usual way.

Did you know that the human finger, when sliced by a knife, looks exactly like a chicken breast in the same predicament.

It's true.

I've seen it with my own two eyes, and I have the bandage wrapped digit to prove it.

Remember Sara. Never cut hard bread without the proper knife. You tend to cut yourself and that makes your brain go numb when it realizes that your newly sliced finger bears entirely too much resemblance to the chicken breasts you so enjoy chopping up.

3:59 a.m. - 2009-04-29

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